A Maniac's Paradise
January 2013
3 posts
November 2012
10 posts
- Me: WHEN I WAS
- Dad: what
- Me: A YOUNG BOY
- Dad: oh God
- Me: MY FATHER
- Dad: not again
- Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
- Dad: no I didn't
- Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
- Dad: you're not even a boy
whoooo! fixed it!
Problem solved
disgusting...
so i log onto my tumblr. and what do i get surprised with?? someone keeps reblogin porn. like seriously? i don’t wanna see that
October 2012
9 posts
An accurate dialogue describing the relationship between Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton…
- Sookie: Oh, I love you Bill!
- Bill: I love you too, Sookie.
- Sookie: Promise me that we will always be together.
- Bill: I promise, Sookie. I declare it to the mountain tops.
- Sookie: Oh but Bill, whatever shall we do when I become old? You are a vampire and I am a human. I’m not sure if I want to become one like you.
- Bill: I will love you no matter what Sookie, you know that!
- Sookie: *gasp* So you are saying that you wouldn’t turn me? You are saying that you wouldn’t mind if I died which means we wouldn’t be together forever? It’s tough enough we can’t have kids!
- Bill: Well I’d do my best to make sure that we are comfortable together.
- Sookie: So you are just settling with me? There is no where for us to improve? Well frankly Bill Compton I deserve better and if you are simply “comfortable” with me then I will move on. Goodbye! *turns on her heel hard enough to snap her neck out of place*
- Bill: *grabs her* Don’t you know that I would do anything for us to be together. You are the reason I enjoy my cursed life! There is none other that I desire than you Sookie Stackhouse. *kisses her deeply*
- Sookie: Oh, I love you Bill!
- Bill: I love you too, Sookie.
- (and the cycle repeats itself with a different reason as to why Sookie confusingly should not be with Bill after an incredibly long love scene)
- -Scene-
“SOOKIE!!!”
—Bill
bed...
sleep…that’s all i need
