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A Maniac's Paradise
whoooo! fixed it!

Problem solved

disgusting…

so i log onto my tumblr.  and what do i get surprised with?? someone keeps reblogin porn. like seriously? i don’t wanna see that

aimabovetheclouds:

johnlennonandcupcakes:

jethroq:

octoberween:

tsarcasm:

hallehastwobats:

ohsavannah:

stevemcqueened:

maaarine:

i don’t want it

yo but are these people complaining that idris elba is gonna play a fictional character because he’s not playing fucking frank sinatra or anything.

but when a white person plays a black character these will be the first people screaming CREATIVE LICENSE

I’m surprised it took them this long

Ian Fleming might as well be rolling in his grave; he was racist as hell.

Look man, I don’t see anyone bitching about the change from an old, greying, white Nick Fury to a Sam Jackson-esque character in the nineties. Bond is like the Doctor, his character changes with the actor.

Were these people upset when a White guy played Ghandi? I posed that question on Reddit and people responded with “but Kingsley was Indian so it fit.” As if Elba isn’t an Englishman or Bond was a real fucking person.

people complained when he played Heimdall in Thor. It is all stupid. I’m excited for him if he is the new Bond. 

An accurate dialogue describing the relationship between Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton…
Sookie: Oh, I love you Bill!
Bill: I love you too, Sookie.
Sookie: Promise me that we will always be together.
Bill: I promise, Sookie. I declare it to the mountain tops.
Sookie: Oh but Bill, whatever shall we do when I become old? You are a vampire and I am a human. I’m not sure if I want to become one like you.
Bill: I will love you no matter what Sookie, you know that!
Sookie: *gasp* So you are saying that you wouldn’t turn me? You are saying that you wouldn’t mind if I died which means we wouldn’t be together forever? It’s tough enough we can’t have kids!
Bill: Well I’d do my best to make sure that we are comfortable together.
Sookie: So you are just settling with me? There is no where for us to improve? Well frankly Bill Compton I deserve better and if you are simply “comfortable” with me then I will move on. Goodbye! *turns on her heel hard enough to snap her neck out of place*
Bill: *grabs her* Don’t you know that I would do anything for us to be together. You are the reason I enjoy my cursed life! There is none other that I desire than you Sookie Stackhouse. *kisses her deeply*
Sookie: Oh, I love you Bill!
Bill: I love you too, Sookie.
(and the cycle repeats itself with a different reason as to why Sookie confusingly should not be with Bill after an incredibly long love scene)
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actorswithactionfigures:

Well played, turtles. Well played.
con4cyn:

THIS


WIN

actorswithactionfigures:

Well played, turtles. Well played.

con4cyn:

THIS

WIN

SOOKIE!!!
Bill
bed…

sleep…that’s all i need

LOL!